Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Hopski All-Time Stats

Not unlike the Final Game, this year's Hopski was the closest finish ever, with the top 3 finishers falling 1 point apart!  Oddly, we've never had to go to the total points tiebreaker to decide a Hopski Champion.  Luckily for In Roy We Trust (Mark Iantosca), this did not happen this year as his prediction of 108 total points in his championship game of Kansas and N. Carolina may have been the worst total points guess EVER!!  I mean - this game would have been played at least in the mid-70s and 150-160 total points.  Terrible, just flat out terrible!!  Don't be surprised though when some year the tiebreaker could be what breaks your entry's heart!!

This year's scoring was the 2nd lowest average ever for a Hopski at 84, just beating the 2011 low of 78.7.  On that note though, 2016's average underdog points set an all-time Hopski record with 28.2 per entry.  Only 3 other times in Hopski history has just one entry picked the champion (in 2014 the pool had an 0-fer).  Most other stats finished near to the all-time historical averages:


The Record Book remained intact with the exception of Bob Mulcahy (Bob Mulcahy) setting a new mark for Most Underdog Points at 65.  50 Fades of Grayson (the other Matt Powell) also joined 4 others in picking 29 of the 32 opening round games.


The most career TOP TEN finishes in the Hopski still belongs to Kyle Bowers with 5, followed by Jay Baum, Mark Kalogerus, Bill Carey, David Miller and Donna Percy all with 4.  Jack Bell and Mark Noferi, with this year's TOP TEN finishes now join a select group with 3 finishes:


Mark Conlon                Michael Hoss                     Mark Hopper

Jack Bell                     Michelle Johnson              Michael Hopper

Eric Gates                   Dylan McGill                     Glen Gregory

Lance Gitlin                Brandon Snow                   Mark Noferi

David Oliveaux


THE I CAN'T BE THIS CONSISTENTLY BAD, ERRRR UNLUCKY AWARD GOES TO THESE WITH ATLEAST 10 HOPSKIS AND NO TOP TEN FINISHES:


MOST YEARS WITHOUT A TOP TEN FINISH (min 10 YEARS)


 Years   Entries  Best Finish
1.  Matt Powell  16  18  15
2.  Alan Laughlin  15  16  15
2.  Dave Heldman  15  25  20
2.  Joe Kozlak  15  17  13
2.  Mary Kittrelle  14  15  12
3.  Ron Genty  14  14  12
3.  Eric Schoenstein  13  23  12
4.  Ginny Brajdic  12  12  17
4.  Joel Dembowski  12  12  15
4.  Marty Koehler  12  13  28
5.  Dave Iudica  12  12  11
5.  David Putts  12  12  13
5.  Pat Libby  12  12  11
5.  Jeff Miller  11  16  19
5.  Peter Smith  11  17  22
6.  Mike Modena  11  11  32
6.  Norman Haslun  11  11  27
6.  Phil Purevich  11  12  25
7.  Julie Grundberg  10  10  17
7.  Nick Adam  10  10  30






*to be fair, The Commish has now gone 14 years without breaking the top 10!

 A big Hopski "DOH" welcome to Julie Grundberg and Nick Adam - as you now qualify for the above ineptitude list.  I suppose we could switch this to a Top 20 list - though there is a handful that would still be on this list.  Don't worry, there is hope as Beth Paul and Bill Lyon both finished in the TOP TEN this year and avoided a 10th year of futility!!

THE HOPSKI HALL OF FAME


Year
HOPSKI CHAMPIONS
 Points
2016
Niang's 12th Year's A Charm (Dave Iantosca)
175
2015
Hillary's server: pls delete this mail (Kent Holding)
198
2014
Revis, Browner, & Chambo (Jeff Chamberlin)
143
2013
Pitino Is A Weener (David E Miller)
194
2012
Yeah Team!! (Jay Baum)
194
2011
Beast of the Big East (Michelle Johnson)
135
2010
Cape Town Caper (Kyle Bowers)
170
2009
This sheet=the audacity of hope (Joe Drozdowski)
215
2008
Nofe.r.i (Mark Noferi)
213
2007
Cowboy (Bill Carey)
203
2006
UNI - Iowa's Other University (Mark Conlon)
162
2005
Fishin with the Gators (Donna Percy)
196
2004
Strick9 (Steve Strickland)
185
2003
Big Daddy K (Kyle Bowers)
152
2002
The Wino & I Know (Mark Hopper)
182
2001
He Hate Me (Scott Hoagland)
213
2000
Gopher Broke (Blaine Rowlette)
126
1999
The Big Lebhopski (Mark Hopper)
151

Year
RUNNERS-UP
 Points
2016
Trump/Laettner 2016-No Thanks (Matt Briesch)
174
2015
The Greg Anthony Escort Service (Ron South)
187
2014
Godfather of Green Bay (Mike Dorsey)
138
2013
Ned Nederlander (David Oliveaux)
164
2012
Nekem Nyolc (Jack Bell)
188
2011
UDAMAN (Mike Chang)
121
2010
As Accurate as Elin's 5 Iron (Bill LaFever)
158
2009
Not Takin' the Fifth (Jack Bell)
189
2008
PAPA HOPA (Mike Hopper)
188
2007
Larry over Howard (Susan Eslick)
196
2006
Slackerufl (Tom Stevens)
159
2005
Klunk (Mark Kalogeras)
191
2004
Married to a Boiler (David Foster)
163
2003
Team Ewing (Mark Iantosca)
150
2002
Eric Gates Fan Club (Eric Gates)
179
2001
The King (Darin Townsend)
205
2000
Shot in the Dark (Tom Utroske)
118
1999
T-Shirt King (Matt Lynch)
151


3RD PLACE
Points
2016
I've Made A Huge Mistake (Beth Paul)
173
2015
Adam Morrison Has Two Rings (James Keeley)
176
2014
Attack of the Clones (John Springer)
135
2013
Cold Steel on Ice (Mike Hoss)
156
2012
Governor William J. Lepetomane (D Oliveaux)
187
2011
The Fukushima 50 (Eric Gates)
116
2010
Slice & Dice (Bob Curtis)
152
2009
Chemo Sabes (Catherine Miller)
188
2008
Lubes (Don Lubreski)
184
2007
Gator Got Your Grannie (Candy Rowlette)
194
2006
Sit Down, Norm (John Mueller)
151
2005
"You're Fired!" (Carin Hansen)
190
2004
Grady Little Fan (Mike Fazio)
161
2003
Where's Texas Tech (Laurie Miller)
149
2002
Big Daddy K (Kyle Bowers)
169
2001
Monkey Picks (Ola Hopper)
192
2000
Go Big Blue (Joe Richardson)
118
1999
Mother Knows Best (Donna Percy)
139


TOILET BOWL "WINNERS"
Points
2016
Mountaineers ATW (Linda Genty)
51
2015
Duke It Out (David Joffe)
74
2014
Spartacus Rules (Kamran Koochekzadeh)
45
2013
Wait, This Isn't the NIT? (Vicki Maloney)
43
2012
Papa Hopper (Mike Hopper)
53
2011
Paducah (Andrew Whiting)
47
2010
Gopher Broke (Blaine Rowlette)
56
2009
Remembering the Madness ( Samy Awad)
71
2008
Domo Arigato (Linda Genty)
63
2007
Swed Basket Fan (P Schnoor)
67
2006
Cypress Hills Cemetary (Marc Beck)
55
2005
Coin Flip (Phil Purevich)
54
2004
Yo Yo Pa! (Ed Asante)
59
2003
THE Florida Fan (Candy Rowlette)
57
2002
Luke Skywalker (Lucas Laughlin)
69
2001
No Way! (Mark Kalogeras)
82
2000
Susan E (Susan Eslick)
53
1999
Hill Billy (Ginny Hill)
66


BEST ENTRY NAME


2ND CHANCE DANCE CHAMPIONS
Points
2016
Mid-Major Lives Matter (Beth Paul)

2016
 Roundball Round-Up (Bob Curtis)
119
2015
John Calipari's Center 4 Kids Who Can't Read Good (R Fazio)
2015
 Rock "U" Like Patrick Kane (Chris Kinkela)
122
2014
When I Think of You, I Touch Bill Self (M Powell)

2014
 Going For Three (Bill Carey)
92
2013
Winner (Tied) - 2012 NYC Marathon (R South)

2013
 Lockeyes (Dave Iantosca)
119
2012
My Bracket Tebows (Bill Lefever)

2012
 Go Hard in Da Paint (Chris Maloney)
149
2011
Rahm Emanuel's Motherf*cking Bracket (B Paul)

2011
 G-Dawg (Glen Gregory)
112
2010
Tiger, Show me the Hole! (D Miller)

2010
 You Have Screwed Me Again, Pennypacker (D Heldman)
102
2009
All Knocked Up and Looking to Dance (M Beck)

2009
 That's Why We Play 'Em (Bob Curtis)
71
2008
Spears Family Planning Center (S Hoagland)

2008
 Domo Arigato (Linda Genty)
63
2007
It's So Good You'll Slap Yo Mama (D Ginn)

2007
 Kraken Roller Rider (Donna Percy)
72
2006
Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner (K Rockwell)

2006




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